1. He's probably the sassiest celebrity out there:
So, so sassy:
The sassiest?
He's even sassy when he's not saying anything:
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And he was even sassy when he was a kid:
2. But he still has some amazing stuff to say:
3. Not only is he good at English...
4. But he can also teach you math:
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5. He's never boring on red carpets.
6. He's the only person on the planet who can pull off a fedora:
7. He makes a great cat:
8. And has totally rational thoughts about monkey purchases.
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9. He has his priorities straight:
10. He has the best license plate:
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11. He once wore this in the '90s:
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12. Actually, nevermind, he once wore THIS:
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13. He'll give you exactly what you want for your birthday:
14. And he literally has the best sunglasses collection EVER.
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15. And nobody takes off their glasses like RDJ. NO ONE.
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16. He's a master thief:
17. Because of... uh... this:
18. And uh... this:
19. ...
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20. ...and this:
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21. He's the king of frowning:
22. He makes a great laundry detergent:
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23. And makes all other Pokemon irrelevant:
24. Also, he does this from time to time:
25. It doesn't even matter if he can play the tuba, because he looks perfect with it:
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26. This weird punk mountain-climber outfit too:
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27. Have you ever even seen anyone rock blond hair like him?!
28. He's always had cool hairstyles, though.
29. Have you seen him smile yet?
30. He's like a fine wine...
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31. Keeps getting better with age.
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Fine...
Finer...
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Finest.
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32. Oh, and he's more powerful than a God.
