1. He's probably the sassiest celebrity out there:
So, so sassy:
The sassiest?
He's even sassy when he's not saying anything:
And he was even sassy when he was a kid:
2. Not only is he good at English...
3. But he can also teach you math:
4. He's never boring on red carpets.
5. He makes a great cat:
6. He has his priorities straight:
7. He has the best license plate:
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8. He once wore this in the '90s:
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9. He'll give you exactly what you want for your birthday:
10. And he literally has the best sunglasses collection EVER.
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11. And nobody takes off their glasses like RDJ. NO ONE.
12. He's a master thief:
13. Because of... uh... this:
14. He's the king of frowning:
15. He makes a great laundry detergent:
16. And makes all other Pokemon irrelevant:
17. Also, he does this from time to time:
18. This weird punk mountain-climber outfit too:
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19. Have you seen him smile yet?
20. He keeps getting better with age, like a fine wine.
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Fine...
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Finest.
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21. Oh, and he's more powerful than a God.
