1. Hi, this is Emma Watson and if you don't know her then you've probably been hiding out in an underground shelter since the 1950s and I'd like to welcome you to 2014.
2. Emma — or as some call her, Emma — is literally a goddess.
3. OK, not LITERALLY, but like, she basically is.
4. It's physically impossible for her not to look great, even though she claims otherwise.
5. Just look at how she pulls off this suit:
6. And manages to make pants under a dress look normal and... wait for it ...GOOD.
7. Her shoulders also always look flawless...
8. And so does her face. I mean, it's a flawless face.
9. But don't let her beauty fool you, she's just like us!
10. She hates flip flops...
11. And she even hates annoying people in movie theaters:
12. Obviously her future was bright from the start. Look how smart and rational she was as a child.
13. And even though she was part of a boys' club, she was a boss woman from the start:
14. Did I already mention that she always looks good?
15. It's clear that all eyes are on her (they really are):
16. But that doesn't stop her from being humble:
17. And having her priorities straight:
18. She embraces her past:
19. In both awkward situations...
20. And adorable ones:
21. But she knows she is a force... a very dangerous one:
...who now does this in movies:
22. Plus she's multi-talented. Look at her dance...
23. (She's a good dancer.)
24. And she PAINTED THIS (of herself).
25. She's anti-gym like the rest of us...
26. And also thinks Katniss is one cool chick.
27. If it hasn't been stated enough already, she's gorgeous and perfect in every way...
28. Rocks a perfect braid...
29. And of course, is one classy gal.
