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Literally Just 29 Random Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud And Then Send To The Group Chat

Sharing funny tweets is caring.

Hello, friends. There is no theme here. The following is a random collection of tweets that have made me laugh out loud and then send to my friends because I thought they were worthy of sharing with my pals. They are just good tweets that I have faved over time, and now I want to share them with you.

the sixth love language is DMing people tweets and tagging them in memes do not argue with me on this

Twitter: @alexadato

So enjoy.

1.

How tf Bubbles holding these chopsticks

Twitter: @younghennypapi

2.

sex ed implies the existence of sex edd and sex eddy

Twitter: @AsaNotAkira

3.

i think its impressive to tweet something with 0 likes..... ur thought was original and unique and no one related to you

Twitter: @a_busy_woman

4.

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

Twitter: @tony_ferraro7

5.

Twitter: @reIagz

6.

therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us

Twitter: @alexdrag_

7.

me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

Twitter: @cumrascal

8.

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(

Twitter: @cal_gif

9.

when ppl run after planes in shows it's like...that's a plane ..

Twitter: @ajdeluxe_

10.

When your dog is barking for absolutely no reason https://t.co/US7QAvhPxV

Twitter: @addatude_

11.

โ€œpics or it didnโ€™t happenโ€ people are so annoying. use ur imagination i donโ€™t have any storage

Twitter: @CaucasianJames

12.

tik tok truly paralyzes me like iโ€™ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger

Twitter: @chunkbardey

13.

โ€œI hope this email finds youโ€”โ€œ STOP FINDING MEEEEE

Twitter: @lujainahs

14.

i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years iโ€™ve started to see them as coworkers

Twitter: @anne_sundell

15.

Gotta be careful w a woman who was recently laying down for a little bit. that activates something

Twitter: @freshhel

16.

when someone iโ€™m eating with gets a pickle on the side

Twitter: @liv_cowherd

18.

Twitter: @notpatlol

19.

Twitter: @jdahall

20.

Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

Twitter: @i_zzzzzz

21.

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

Twitter: @markedly

22.

cancelling plans like โ€œso sorry but it was actually a different, less depressed version of me that made those plans w you last week and the me that i am today doesnโ€™t want to go.โ€

Twitter: @danadonly

23.

when the shipping address is the same as the billing address

Twitter: @nicolewboyce

24.

Them: donโ€™t overthink it Me:

Twitter: @theronalisa

25.

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot ๐Ÿ˜ญ bitch you da robot ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Twitter: @liddlexie

26.

Hey sharks I wonโ€™t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that arenโ€™t soaking wet

Twitter: @VeryFineHat

27.

Being a small account rocks. You can say anything: scoobing doo

Twitter: @hippieswordfish

28.

When you're so high on dentist gas the Water Buffalo Of Drugs visits you.

Twitter: @PhilipNByrne

29.

wwyd if i put my cursor over ur cursor in the google doc

Twitter: @brainwxrms

Tip: You should follow all these people on Twitter 'cause they are funny.

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