18 Questions All Jewish People Are Tired Of Answering About Christmas

    Santa who.

    1. Do you have a Christmas tree in your house?

    2. But you had one growing up, right?

    3. Then what did you put your presents under on Christmas morning?

    4. So your dad never dressed up as Santa?

    5. But Santa still came to your house, right?

    6. Does that mean you didn't get any gifts growing up?

    7. Wait, so you only got eight gifts in total?

    8. Are you telling me you don't like egg nog?

    9. How about that Christmas ham though!

    10. Who is the Jewish Santa?

    11. Ok but, you still celebrate Christmas right?

    12. Then, you must be jealous of everyone that *does* celebrates Christmas?

    13. Ok, but you definitely feel left out and like you're missing out on this big thing, right?

    14. Do you hate when people say “Merry Christmas” instead of "Happy Holidays?"

    15. Is Hanukkah like the Jewish Christmas?

    16. Do you like Christmas music?

    17. Are you gonna eat Chinese food on Christmas day?

    18. What's your favorite Christmas hymn?