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18 Questions All Jewish People Are Tired Of Answering About Christmas

Santa who.

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1. Do you have a Christmas tree in your house?

Great question, Janet. Let me put you on hold for a minute.
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Great question, Janet. Let me put you on hold for a minute.

2. But you had one growing up, right?

"Jerry, it's Mary again. She's asking about my childhood!"
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"Jerry, it's Mary again. She's asking about my childhood!"

3. Then what did you put your presents under on Christmas morning?

UMMMMMMMMMM.
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UMMMMMMMMMM.

4. So your dad never dressed up as Santa?

Santa...Santa. The name doesn't ring a bell.
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Santa...Santa. The name doesn't ring a bell.

5. But Santa still came to your house, right?

YES! He stopped by for shabbos quite frequently.
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YES! He stopped by for shabbos quite frequently.

6. Does that mean you didn't get any gifts growing up?

You seem to be forgetting about the gift of life.
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You seem to be forgetting about the gift of life.

7. Wait, so you only got eight gifts in total?

What do you mean ONLY?
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What do you mean ONLY?

8. Are you telling me you don't like egg nog?

Shut up, Carl!
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Shut up, Carl!

9. How about that Christmas ham though!

That's a divisive question.
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That's a divisive question.

10. Who is the Jewish Santa?

Hanukkah Harry, doi.
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Hanukkah Harry, doi.

11. Ok but, you still celebrate Christmas right?

🙃
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🙃

12. Then, you must be jealous of everyone that *does* celebrates Christmas?

TBH, on some level...not really.
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TBH, on some level...not really.

13. Ok, but you definitely feel left out and like you're missing out on this big thing, right?

Ever heard of an empty movie theater? ? ? ??
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Ever heard of an empty movie theater? ? ? ??

14. Do you hate when people say “Merry Christmas” instead of "Happy Holidays?"

Only because I'd prefer to not be spoken to altogether!
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Only because I'd prefer to not be spoken to altogether!

15. Is Hanukkah like the Jewish Christmas?

Kind of but it's more like the Jewish Hanukkah.
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Kind of but it's more like the Jewish Hanukkah.

16. Do you like Christmas music?

I love Mariah Carey!
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I love Mariah Carey!

17. Are you gonna eat Chinese food on Christmas day?

ACTUALLY YEAH.
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ACTUALLY YEAH.

18. What's your favorite Christmas hymn?

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