Recently I asked the BuzzFeed community what tiny/petty/ridiculous hill they'd be willing to die on. The opinions flooded in, and now I'll share them with you and ask an important question... Do you agree with their statement; aka, would you sit on top of that hill and die too?
1. "Avocados are disgusting. I would pay extra to REMOVE the guac."
2. "Summer is the worst season. You can always put on more clothes/blankets to stay comfortable in cold weather, but there’s only so much you can take OFF in the heat."
3. "When someone who is not your sibling or not even related to you at all refers to their mom or dad as 'mom' and 'dad' in a conversation with you instead of 'my mom' or 'my dad.' Your mom is not my mom; we are not siblings. 'Mom said she would meet us there at 5.' Whose mom...? My mom? Your mom? A random stranger's mom? Are we siblings because NO WE ARE NOT! And unless we are siblings it is in fact YOUR mom. Not mine. So please...for the love of god...please use a pronoun. 'MY mom said she would meet us there at 5.' Does it matter? Probably not, but it makes my blood boil when you don't."
4. "No one on Twitter has a blue tick. They have a white tick on a blue background."
5. "I dont get why people use the word 'emo' as if it's a bad thing. Maybe it's because I was pretty young when being emo was popular so I didn't see some bad things. But the music is good, and a lot of the fashion is also pretty cool (not all of it)."
6. "No, Pepsi is not okay. Never is Pepsi okay. It could be the only beverage left on the planet, and I would still not drink it."
7. "Irregardless is a word."
8. "The Office is a terrible show that has the world's most pretentious fans for literally no reason. It's soooooooo boring. I would actually rather watch paint dry."
9. "Milk and pizza go together."
10. "Ketchup is one of the worst general condiments. Give me mustard or mayo or give me death!"
11. "Shrek 2 is the superior Shrek."
12. "Brownies are better cold."
13. "Returns at the store should NOT be for store credit! I bought the thing with cash money and want the cash back!!"
14. "I hate those cakes that are super done up to look like things that aren't cake; not that they aren't super-impressive looking, but I hate fondant with a burning passion."
15. "Desserts should not be warm. Cold sweet foods only. Always."
— ruchav
16. "Toasting bread ruins it."
17. "Ginger is disgusting. It tastes like absolute trash."
18. "The toilet paper roll goes with the pull-down part facing out — NOT AGAINST THE WALL."
19. "If you cannot return the shopping cart WHERE IT BELONGS after you’ve used it...you should not be shopping ever."
20. "You can eat any food at any time of day. Chicken Parm for breakfast? Brownies for dinner? Do you. Not everyone likes or wants eggs, meat and toast for breakfast. Sometimes I just want a Caesar salad!"
21. "There is nothing appetizing about bacon."
22. "Heating up pizza in the microwave is good!!! I literally said, 'Microwaving pizza to reheat it is good, and I’ll die on that hill,' on Friday."
23. "Chicken bacon ranch is not a pizza flavor. It is not pizza. Taco pizza is not a pizza. Pizza must have tomato or olive oil or garlic sauce. Otherwise you can call it a flatbread or some other shit, but IT AIN'T PIZZA."
24. "Bananas are offensive — the smell, the taste, the texture. It’s all awful!"
25. "Grocery stores are not for casual shopping. Get in and get tf out. I just want some soup, not to watch other people hem and haw over the options because they couldn’t be bothered to make a list."
26. "Universities named for the city they are in should not use the word 'state' in their name (i.e., Boise State University). Boise (or any other city) is not a state!"
27. "Socks with sandals is fine!!!!"
28. "NEVER wear black and navy blue together — like EVER."
—uhih
29. "His name is 'Doctor' not 'Doctor Who,' and the TARDIS is NOT A PHONE BOOTH; it’s a police box with a phone on the outside."
30. "John Mayer is an amazing musician, but it all goes downhill when he speaks."
31. “'Conversate' is not a word. When you are speaking to someone you are conversing, not conversating."
32. "I like my chicken dry and nearly burnt."
33. "That the dried parsley business is a SCAM. It brings nothing to a dish except color."
34. "For the most part, butter is disgusting."
35. "Book series should be read in order even if the books are marketed as standalones."
36. "Hawaiian pizza is DELICIOUS!"
37. "The Easter bunny suit should be uniform across the board! Santa only has one outfit with very little change from Santa to Santa. I’ve never seen two Easter bunnies look the same!"
38. "Glasses are not an accessory. Fake glasses make a person look very insecure. What are you trying to prove to others, Jeff?"
39. "Fall/winter clothes are far superior to spring/summer."
40. "American cheese in all incarnations is pure and utter garbage."
41. "Don’t come for me for not liking fruit-based pies!! 🗣 FRUIT 👏🏾SHOULD 👏🏾NOT👏🏾 BE WARM👏🏾!!"
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