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One Time David Beckham Wore These Pants

Goodbye world, I never knew you.

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Once upon a time in a dark, dark world (the year 2003) David Beckham wore these pants.

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THESE. PANTS.

Whose crotch is longer than a footlong sub.

Whose pants have stray seams all over the legs.

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Whose cuffs are flowing over his shoes like a flooded river.

IT WAS MADNESS. IT WAS A SAD TIME FOR EVERYONE.

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He felt so bad about the pants he offered someone roses to apologize for them.

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But they can't be forgiven.

The End.