1. Once upon a time in a dark, dark world (the year 2003) David Beckham wore these pants.
2. THESE. PANTS.
3. Whose crotch is longer than a footlong sub.
4. Whose pants have stray seams all over the legs.
5. Whose cuffs are flowing over his shoes like a flooded river.
6. IT WAS MADNESS. IT WAS A SAD TIME FOR EVERYONE.
7. He felt so bad about the pants he offered someone roses to apologize for them.
8. But they can’t be forgiven.
9. The End.
- A dad is bringing his 6-year-old son's drawings to life with the help of Photoshop 🖊💭