Before Ben Affleck had a back tattoo and the entire world went to shit, he and Jennifer Garner procreated and had three children together! Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images One of them, the youngest child, is named Sam*, and he is my new hero!!! Morph Site *This is not actually Sam. This is a morph thing. Why, you ask? Because he's learning how to spell, and it turns out... Instagram: @jennifer ...HE LOVES FARTS. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @jennifer Yes. That's right. The son of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck loves farts. And it is not the first time he has admitted it!!! Turns out he has loved farts since at least November, early in his writing practice days! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @jennifer Finally, someone says it! Instagram: @jennifer I. Instagram: @jennifer STAN. Instagram: @jennifer And I take these hashtags on Jennifer's Instagram post to mean that she ALSO loves farts. Which I appreciate! Instagram: @jennifer So yeah, I would say that Sam is my favorite of the Affleck/Garner children. But actually, tied for first is Seraphina, who knitted her mom this giant scarf that I am obsessed with! Instagram: @jennifer Okay, Violet, your turn!!!