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Ok Wait...Is Taylor Swift Hiding INSIDE This Umbrella????

Maybe not as unlikely as it seems.

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It feels like that just happened last week. Memories! Anyway. I now have a sneaking suspicion that Taylor Swift doesn't just hide in suitcases. But also...UMBRELLAS. Let me explain.


Upon returning to the apartment after apparently purchasing the same shoes and putting their new matching sneakers on, Taylor attempts to hide again. This time under an umbrella which is interesting because it's not even raining!


Which brings me to my original theory: that Taylor Swift not only hides in giant suitcases, but also inside umbrellas.

I mean, why would he be leaving alone, when history has proven that they leave places together? Plus, clearly her previous attempts at hiding were foiled by her red lips™ and ankles. She needed to step up her game. That's why she's in that umbrella.