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Not To Freak Anyone Out But I Think Olivier Martinez Is Hoarding All The Baguettes

And he's doing it right under our noses.

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I'm not trying to be an alarmist or anything, but I noticed something slightly terrifying whilst perusing some photographs of famous people. What I saw is that it's very obvious that Olivier Martinez — ex of Halle Berry — is hoarding baguettes. They say that stars are "just like us!" But this star is not like us. Because us is not collecting baguettes to stow away for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Don't believe that this baguette hoarding is happening right under our noses??? See for yourself:


His most recent baguette purchase was only a few days ago, on Jan. 8, 2016. By now it's clear that he has 3...maybe 400,000 baguettes lining the walls and covering the carpets in his home.

In conclusion: I have been inspired to hoard baguettes. I will begin today.