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People, Let Lorde Review Her Onion Rings In Peace!!!

BRING IT BACK, LORDE — WE'LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR.

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Yesterday there was news that shook the world about Lorde having a secret Instagram where she reviewed onion rings. Originally unveiled on Newshub, it spread across the internet like a bad rash.

All I'm saying is look what we did as a society. WE MADE LORDE DELETE HER BEAUTIFUL AND INNOCENT ONION-REVIEWING INSTAGRAM. And I, for one, wish we could all just let her rate her onion rings in peace. THAT IS ALL.