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    Introducing Christachio Hemsworthio

    You deserve it!!

    Greetings, humeros. I've brought you here because there's a lack of Chris Hemsworth's new mustache content on the internet, and it is my duty, as your friend, to fix that. So yeah, let's get to it.

    Check out Chris Hemsworth's new mustachio!!!

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    Mammaaa mia!!! It's-a him-a, Chris!

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    Witness mustachio'd Chris eating Pho and getting little soup bits and broth on his whiskers.

    And check out his mustache smizing. Yes, his mustache smizes!!!!!

    Look at the little guy peeking out from out from under his wetsuit, he is a star.

    The mustache also cheers.

    And pretty much has sex with you through the camera.

    In conclusion:

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    In second conclusion: Christachio Hemsworthio... check please!!!!

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