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Lesbians: What Are The Most Annoying Things That People Ask You About Being A Lesbian?

We've had ENOUGH.

Dear fellow lesbians: being us is great. It's better than great, actually. It's awesome, and I literally wouldn't even CHOOSE to be straight if I could choose anything at all.

Being gay isn't a choice. If it were, I'd choose to be much gayer.

Yes, sorry straights, but newsflash: I don't want to be you!!!

I do, however, want to tell you to stop saying a lot of the things you say to us. And I'm not even talking about basic homophobic stuff. I'm talking simple stuff. For example, straight girls...stop telling us you "wish you were a lesbian."

First of all, actually, you don't. The dating pool is too small and your ex is everywhere you look. Being a lesbian is not for the faint of heart.

Two, it's annoying! You don't ACTUALLY wish you were a lesbian, you just are tired because men are stupid but you still want to have sex with them.

Also, people, stop asking us who "wears the pants" in the relationship!! One, we probably both wear pants and they are Dickies. Two, ever heard of an equal relationship without one person having more "power" or "say" in anything? SMDH!

Okay, so now I want to hear from you. What do you, as a lesbian, wish people would stop saying or asking? It's time to let it all out!!! Tell me below in the comments, and you could be featured in a future BuzzFeed post.