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    Leonardo DiCaprio's Beard Must Be Stopped

    End it. END IT NOW.

    Once upon a time there was this man, Leonardo DiCaprio. He had the face of an angel and the jawline of a greek god.

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    But THIS MAN DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

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    INSTEAD, THIS STRANGE PERSON WITH A BEARD HAS TAKEN HIS PLACE.

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    And together we pump our fists at the sky and ask "WHY?"

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    At first it was funny. Maybe even a little bit cute.

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    But now it's a danger to society.

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    Don't let this smile fool you.

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    No one wants to sit near it.

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    The whole thing has really gotten out of control.

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    It must be stopped.

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    This is our life now in case you didn't realize how grave the situation is.

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    We need to act now.

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    Is this what you want for our future??

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    Or is THIS what you want?? Because this can (AND WILL!) happen.

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    Change can only come if you make it. Say no to the beard.

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