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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Chillin' In Miami

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There once was a guy named LeoHe smoked on his electric cigaretteHe leaned back and relaxedAnd his chest was not waxedAnd he felt good, on that I could bet

There once was a guy named Leo

He smoked on his electric cigarette

He leaned back and relaxed

And his chest was not waxed

And he felt good, on that I could bet

The story progresses as he sips on his shakeSome coffeeSome chocolateTo help him awake?

The story progresses as he sips on his shake

Some coffee

Some chocolate

To help him awake?

But wait! There's more!There was an itch in his noseSo he scratched and he pickedWe all do it, fo' sho's

But wait! There's more!

There was an itch in his nose

So he scratched and he picked

We all do it, fo' sho's

But now this poem is over BECAUSE HE'S A SHOOBIE AHHHHHH!!!

But now this poem is over BECAUSE HE'S A SHOOBIE AHHHHHH!!!

SHOOBIE.

The End.

Photos: Splash News

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