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    Leonardo DiCaprio Is Chillin' In Miami

    Only a jingle could express these photos.

    There once was a guy named Leo

    He smoked on his electric cigarette

    He leaned back and relaxed

    And his chest was not waxed

    And he felt good, on that I could bet

    The story progresses as he sips on his shake

    Some coffee

    Some chocolate

    To help him awake?

    But wait! There's more!

    There was an itch in his nose

    So he scratched and he picked

    We all do it, fo' sho's

    But now this poem is over BECAUSE HE'S A SHOOBIE AHHHHHH!!!

    SHOOBIE.

    The End.

    Photos: Splash News

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