Leonardo DiCaprio Is Bored On A Boat

And is friends with Naomi Campbell?

In his striped shirt and cargo shorts
Waits in the corner

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He sees nothing
He hears nothing
He just stands
Thirsty for the water in his hands

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Oh, are those my friends on this boat
Is this my life
Is that Naomi Campbell
What does she search for with those magnifying eyes?

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Who cares
This boat is not me
Now I’ll try and beat my high score in temple run
I wish I could run
Away from this boat

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I know where I belong.

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