1. Before today you had no idea you wanted purple pants with a matching purple hooded jacket.
2. BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY. TODAY IS DIFFERENT.
3. TODAY YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
4. TODAY YOU THROW ALL YOUR OTHER CLOTHES IN THE TRASH.
5. TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE PURPSUIT. AMEN.
6. The End.
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.