1. Before today you had no idea you wanted purple pants with a matching purple hooded jacket.
2. BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY. TODAY IS DIFFERENT.
3. TODAY YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
4. TODAY YOU THROW ALL YOUR OTHER CLOTHES IN THE TRASH.
5. TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE PURPSUIT. AMEN.
6. The End.
- Iraq's prime minister has ordered the arrest of protesters who breached Baghdad's fortified "Green Zone" and occupied the parliament building.
- Around 100 people drowned this past weekend after two migrant vessels went down in the Mediterranean sea.
- And elephants performed for the last time at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey after years of protest from animal advocates 🐘