1. “O, Justin, y did u leeve me?”
2. “After our tyme 2gether?”
3. “Well I hav a NÜ home now!“
4. “And NÜ FRENDS!”
5. “And they gayve me this teddy bear to play with.”
6. “I’m sry wut?”
7. “Good bye 4ever.”
8. “I’ll remember our tyme 2gether fondly.”
9. “Now I’m gonna eet and enjoy my lyfe. Bye!”
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