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    Justin Bieber's Monkey Has Found A New Home

    After being quarantined, Mally the monkey has been moved to his new home at Serengeti Park in Germany where he will live in an open air enclosure. Here's what Mally had to say (excuse the spelling, he's only 6 months old).

    "O, Justin, y did u leeve me?"

    "After our tyme 2gether?"

    "Well I hav a NÜ home now!"

    "And NÜ FRENDS!"

    "And they gayve me this teddy bear to play with."

    "I'm sry wut?"

    "Good bye 4ever."

    "I'll remember our tyme 2gether fondly."

    "Now I'm gonna eet and enjoy my lyfe. Bye!"