Justin was walking out of a store when he started crunching something in his hands. We looked down. It was a mini water bottle.
He was demolishing that mini water bottle with all his strength.
He was using his muscles to do it. The big muscles crushed the tiny bottle.
Then he lowered the bottle.
And it spilled.
IT SPILLED all over the damn sidewalk!!
Then he THREW THAT BOTTLE.
Yes, threw it.
And he wore these pants. The End.
Photos: Juan Garces/Jackson Lee for SplashNews
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