2. Stephen Merchant was a worthy opponent…
3. And Jimmy really gave it his all…
7. But it was Joseph Gordon Levitt that hit a home run. Knocked it out of the park. Blew your mind. Gave you pure joy. Was out of this world. Helped you reach nirvana.
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉