22 Jokes About Lesbians That Ya Gotta Admit Are 100% Accurate

    As a lesbian, I admit to it all.

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    Lesbians be like https://t.co/AvsZBRbYMZ

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    Someone: “What’s it like being in a lesbian relationship?” Me:

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    every time I see a gay girl in public I lean over to my girlfriend and whisper : ˡᵉˢᵇᶦᵃⁿ

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    ladies if she idly holds on to that clutch while driving but she’s got an automatic... she gay

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    It's 11:45pm: lesbian couples everywhere are leaving parties to lay in bed, bicker about watching Riverdale, then go to sleep w/o having sex

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    every lesbian on tv: “I have long, straight hair” many lesbians i know: “I have the number 3 shaved into my bangs, a small nape-of-the-neck ponytail, everything is bleached grey & i wear my armpit hair in braids.”

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    lesbians be like “sorry i ghosted you last week, i accidentally started dating my ex wife again... i think i love you though”

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    lesbian culture is complaining you don’t have a gf for years but also being too picky to get one

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    currently hanging out with a 15 year old boy and it terrifies me how much he has in common with me and all the other lesbians i know

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    every lesbian date is just this for 6+ hours.. nobody seals the deal, at the end of the night we hug for a long time and then never see each other again https://t.co/rGSWel3wm6

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    “why aren’t there more lesbians here” -me everywhere

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    Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic

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    If she has really short nails, she could be: 1. A lesbian. 2. Anxious. 3. An anxious lesbian

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    Lesbians five minutes into watching a movie with a leading authoritative middle aged woman that has an already presenting damaged in-depth character background

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    Is it bad that whenever a lesbian couple gets engaged I just wanna know how long they’ve been together for? I feel like it’s either 3 months or 7 years and there’s no inbetween

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    Tinder for lesbians: 👩🏻 looking for a third for me and my bf 👩🏼 in an open relationship 👩🏿 just looking for friends 👩🏽 lives 97 miles away

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    she looks like an 18th century lesbian who dresses as a man to be with her lover and carries a sword with her.

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    one time i dated a boy https://t.co/SvTUzWlmk3