A long time ago, in your nightmares, this happened.
The itty bitty goatee that sent shivers down your spine.
It was frightening.
It was the only thing that could be seen for miles.
No one knew when it would end.
Well now we know. Because it's over. But something else has taken its place.
This.
This thing.
This interestingly shaped beardtee.
~see you when you're sleeping~
