1. Someone discovered that there is a deep, dark secret lurking in the depths of Joaquin Phoenix’s forehead. To know the secret, you must watch.
2. But if you are lazy and don’t want to watch….IT’S A PERSON. WHO SEEMINGLY GRADUATED FROM ACTING SCHOOL.
3. Look at its range of emotion. And its red goatee.
4. Sweet dreams.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝