Jessica Alba Has No Idea How To Use An iPhone

    SMH. SMDH.

    Hey! Fun! A selfie! That's cool! Lot's of people take — WAIT A MINUTE. WHY IS THE SCREEN FACING OUTWARD?

    WHY IS THE SCREEN NOT FACING TOWARD HER THE WAY A PROPER SELFIE SHOULD BE TAKEN?

    Does this button mean nothing to her??

    Is this button just a piece of garbage, deserving to be ignored?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    No. The button lives and it has strength and things must change.

    STOP THE MADNESS. TURN THE PHONE AND BE A ROLE MODEL. I BEG YOU, JESSICA.

    Things went SO badly with the selfie taking that she needed to recruit Alexander Skarsgard to take a photo.

    And without his amazing photo skills and general knowledge of iPhones this picture would never be. Thank god for Skarsgard.

    The End.