1. So, Jennifer Lawrence fell making her way to the stage at the Oscars.
2. AND SURE, SHE FELL, BUT IT WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL FALL!
3. So beautiful, that she GLOWED.
4. It was done with grace and class. The classiest fall in history.
5. So classy you WISH you could fall like that!!!
6. From ANY ANGLE it looks like a fall to be proud of.
7. A swift fall. A Lovely trip.
8. Such a perfect fall that it could be in fashion magazines…
9. OR PART OF A DISNEY MOVIE!
11. And she DID, with dignity and GRACE.
12. It was such a great fall that not only did TWO FORMER SEXIEST MEN ALIVE RUN TO HELP HER…
Bradley Cooper AND Hugh Jackman
13. But so did a handsome French actor.
14. And after she was like, “SCREW YOU IF YOU DIDN’T FIND MY FALL THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT!”
15. Because it was, and will go down in history as such.
- Donald Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
- Over 90 people have been arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clash in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- As one of his first acts as president, Donald Trump announced the end of certain Obama administration climate and pollution rules.
- US officials didn't know drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán was being extradited from Mexico to the United States until the day it happened.