Jane Lynch Guesses Our Badly Drawn Celebrity Art
Please welcome to the stage the maybe-not-so-amateur art critic Jane Lynch.
Jane Lynch is a singer, actress, and, apparently, connoisseur of the arts. Lynch hosts Hollywood Game Night, where they play a game called "Lil Picassos," in which the celebrity contestants guess the subject of a portrait painted by child. So when Jane stopped by BuzzFeed, we also asked her to guess the subjects in paintings of celebrities — except instead of children doing the painting, BuzzFeed staff members did. This is our art, and these are her guesses.
First up, there's this lovely piece of art:
Jane Lynch: At the beach. Blonde hair? I don't know, give me a clue.
Maybe she's in Ibiza or something.
JL: Oh, is it Paris Hilton?
Yes, it's Paris Hilton.
JL: What does she do other than hold her dog at the beach?
Next up, this Picasso:
JL: Is that that guy, dumps, diners and...
JL: Guy Fiori...Fieri!
It's Guy Fieri.
JL: He's a little tan there.
Next one was this work of art:
JL: Wow, whatever it is, it's really good. I don't know...give me some clues.
Look at the eyes.
Around the eyes maybe?
JL: Oh, the circles. Is this, um, with the yellow teeth... Is this Steve Buscemi?
Yes, it's Steve Buscemi.
JL: Yes, he's in need of some Whitestrips, but it has not hurt his career!
Now for this one:
JL: Is that me?!
JL: I look like such a dyke there — thanks, Spencer! I almost said Ellen. Although then that's a terrible thing to say; I'm not calling her that.
Up next was this impressive piece:
JL: Oh this is very good. Is this Katy Perry?
JL: But she has blonde hair. Britney Spears?
Focus on the dress.
JL: Give me a clue.
It's made of meat...
JL: What? Oh, it's a meat dress! Lady Gaga.
Correct! It's Lady Gaga.
JL: Look at the attitude in that picture! Who did this? Give them my kudos.
This beautiful piece was next:
JL: Coachella 2015. This might be out of my reference level.
She's a teen.
JL: She's a teen? Give me something else.
She's part of a very large reality TV family.
JL: Oh, is that the Kardashians?
JL: A Jenner? Kylie Jenner.
You got it — it's Kylie Jenner.
JL: Good guess! Is she known for her lip injections? Who's dating Harry what's-his-name?
Styles? Well, Kendall Jenner used to.
JL: I have a crush on him. I have a lesbo crush on him. I really do.
And last but certainly not least:
JL: That's Kim Kardashian.
Correct, it's Kim K!
JL: Kevin Smith, good job. Oh my god, look at the little hint of the nip! And the butt, and right, she's pouring champagne down her butt, right? God bless her.