In a brand-new interview with GQ, Jaden Smith teaches us a lot of things about himself. It's eye-opening. It's enlightening. It's revolutionary. Here's what we learned:
1. He's a self-proclaimed scientist.
"Me and Willow are scientists," he explains, "so everything for us is a scientific test upon humanity. And luckily we're put in a position where we can affect large groups of human beings at one time."
2. He's kind of like Galileo.
"It's fun, bro. That's what a lot of people don't realize. It's fun. It's so much fun. It's the best thing. People think you're crazy — I feel like it's an honor, actually, for people to think I'm crazy. Because they thought Galileo was crazy, too, you know what I'm saying? I don't think I'm as revolutionary as Galileo, but I don't think I'm not as revolutionary as Galileo."
3. He makes his own clothes, builds his own furniture, and also constructed a pyramid in his backyard.
"Like, the clothes I'm wearing right now, done it on my own. I built my own bed, I built my own closet, um, I built two closets, I built four beds, I built, um, one pyramid..."
4. ...and the pyramid is almost an exact miniature replica of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
"Because it's supposed to be 14 feet tall or 16 feet tall, but the tip of the Giza pyramid is actually cut off. There's no tip. It's missing. So I was like, 'I want to have a missing tip on here, too.' Because I copied the exact 57.1 degrees that the Giza pyramid is. Obviously I don't have two miniature pyramids next to it. But I have a little pyramid in my actual room, too. One that's just like three feet tall.
5. He wants to be one of the craziest human beings to ever exist:
"I rarely go to parties. My whole life is just dedicated on learning and breaking, like, the craziest records of life, and being like one of the craziest human beings to ever exist. That's me."
6. He will go to college — many colleges — and kind of already has.
"I'll go to college. I want to set up offices at MIT just so I can learn and bring in new technologies into the world. Definitely sit in on lectures in college. I've done that already. Like, go sit in that, you know, USC, UCLA, MIT, you know, anything I can get my hands on."
7. His master plan is to basically be a mysterious figure on Earth in 10 years.
"No one will know where I am in ten years. They'll see me pop up, but they'll be like, 'Where'd you come from?' No one will know. No one will know where I'm at. No one will know who I'm with. No one will know what I'm doing. I've been planning that since I was like 13."