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Indisputable Evidence That Chris Hemsworth Is The Superior Hemsworth Brother

No offense to the other Hemsworths, but it's science.

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It's known that there are two Hemworths, Liam and Chris, and that they are both good, attractive, wonderful people.

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Even Meryl Streep knows this.

It's also true that there are actually THREE Hemsworths. And again, they are all good, attractive, wonderful people.

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But the fact is, the COLD HARD TRUTH here, is that Chris is the most superior Hemsworth.

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It's literally based on science and math that he is the best brother.

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There is no negotiating with this one because it's just true and true things aren't false.

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First of all, there's this little thing called an absolutely perfect chest area.

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YEAH THIS IS REAL. *not plastic*

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You can see this well-defined, statuesque, beauteous chest through this clean white shirt:

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He plays a demi-god in the movies, but in real life he's just an ACTUAL GOD.

Besides his gorgeous front region, he also has a very nice back area.

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And a supremely fit buttox.

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A buttox which glides through the waters with ease.

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What am I, Alex MACK? Because I just turned into a puddle on the floor.

Clearly he knows he's the best brother, as he is eager to touch his own face and bite his own lip.

And his dancing abilities are obviously levels above his brethren.

As is his hair.

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And eyes.

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And fingers.

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And his face in general.

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So, yes while we are extremely #blessed to have three people with these spectacular genes..

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...and we can admit, they are all special in their own way...

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But it wouldn't be fair to say Chris is anything but the best brother.

For all the reasons above, and so, so many more.

The end. *rests case* *case is closed*

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*case re-opened for this picture*

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*Case closed again.*

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