Welcome to this post, please take a seat and then I'll begin my presentation.
Okay! This is Glenn Close and her dog, Pip.
Not too long ago Pip accompanied Glenn to an award show.
And while I could ramble on and on and on and on about these photos, I'm actually not here to talk about that. I'm here to talk about the dog's Instagram account.
Cause no offense to all of my friends and frenemies, but I'm unfollowing you on Instagram so that I only have Glenn Close's dog in my feed. Yes. Pip AKA Sir Pippin of Beanfield has his own Instagram. His bio gives you all the information you need to know about him.
I'm telling you Pip is a wordsmith.
This caption has me rattled.
I truly thought I was just looking at a pic of a cute dog in a hat.
But then I'm being told to BURN IN HELL!!!! I am obsessed.
Sir Pippin of Beanfield is my new idol.
Look how he exposes her without the blink of an eye.
He's kind of a diva, which I love.
I wanna like...vote for him for president or at least the mayor of a small town.
He's one of a kind.
Like, all I'm picturing right now is Glenn Close with explosive diarrhea...what the fuck!!!
And once again, yes, Pip is cute as heck...
But also savage!!!!!!!
Oh, you thought this was just a simple video about a dog with the wind in his hair?
Well actually, Pip is talkin' about bleached buttholes!!! I don't even know!
Basically Glenn Close's dog is why Instagram was invented.
That's all. Bye!
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