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    It's Been Three Days And I'm Still Thinking About The Rock's Extremely Tight Shirt


    Dwayne Johnson, or as us WWE FANS call him, The Rock, recently endorsed Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in the presidential election. And while this is important...

    As a political independent & centrist, I’ve voted for both parties in the past. In this critical presidential election, I’m endorsing @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris. Progress takes courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT. We must ALL VOTE:

    What's actually more important here is the very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very tight shirt that he wore whilst endorsing.

    BREAKING: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson endorses wearing the tightest shirt of all time

    JK nothing is more important than voting. VOTE.

    I have literally not stopped thinking about it for days.

    This vision haunts me in my dreams.

    So many large, round, bulging, bubular muscles.

    I see it so clearly now.

    I mean this as a compliment, The Rock looks like the Fruit of the Loom grapes.

    My good friend Dave also made a keen observation.

    I don't know when this picture will finally leave my brain.

    But now we are in this together.

    Thank you for your time.

    Here it is once again.