The other day I was on Instagram doing my usual pre-bedtime stalking, when I found myself browsing through Ansel Elgort's feed. I don't even know how I got there, but as I got deeper into his photos, I realized that he has a very pretty girlfriend who is a literal ballerina. So naturally I started stalking her profile. It's human instinct!
Because Instagram is weird and shows me things without me understanding why, it was not long before I noticed that Ansel comments on like every single one of her photos. I mean every. single. one. His comments show up front ’n’ center under Violetta's (that's her name) pics. So anyway, here is a gathering of screenshots I took ’cause I have too much time on my hands.
1."Obsessed with you"
2."I love my Violetta"
3."Perfection, I love this pic and I love my girlfriend"
4."So hot so so hot soooooooooo hawwwttttt"
5."Silky smooth perfect"
6."😤😤😤 damn" and also "Mmmm"
7."I want to lick you everywhere"
8."So beautiful"
9."Perfect girl"
10."That's my view 😍😍😍" AND "Hi Violetta it's Ansel I'm taking over Vevos account. You're perfect."
11."Together we will share the iron throne ❤️"
12."So gorgeous"
13."Omfg why aren't you here"
14."I love you!!!!"
15."SOOOOOOOOO HOTTTT 🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥"
16."My life is a movie"
17."Perfection"
18."Perfection" (again)
19."So gorgeous"
20."You are soooooo beautiful"
21."Perfect face. The lips the brows uhhhhhggg"
22."I love this photo you look like a sculpture in it 😍"