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If You Check Off 20/36 Things On This List, You're Completely Obsessed With Your Dog

Nothing here to be ashamed of.

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  1. You know the drill. Check all that apply.
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    You hug your dog hello when you see them
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    Your dog is your phone background
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    AND your desktop background
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    You have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhere
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    Or at least in your house.
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    You have a commissioned portrait of your dog
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    You let your dog watch you as you pee
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    ...and also as you poop
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    You let your dog kiss your face
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    You even let your dog kiss your lips
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    You let your dog come into the shower with you
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    You would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it after
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    Same goes with lollipops
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    You've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dog
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    You've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag around
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    Your dog has its own Instagram account
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    Your dog has been in the room while you have sex
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    Your dog watches you when you get dressed in the morning
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    You walk around naked in front of your dog
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    Your dog sleeps on your bed with you
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    Your dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't care
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    You've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy parts
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    You have at least three nicknames for your dog
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    You like to pick out your dog's eye boogers
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    You let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the meal
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    You've fed your dog with a fork, then used said fork
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    You've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake off
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    You've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ate
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    Your alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your face
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    You like the smell of your dog's paws...
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    ...and frequently sniff them
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    You play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while resting
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    You say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you.
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    You like to rub your nose up against their wet nose
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    Your camera roll is 95% pictures of your dog
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    You refer to your dog as son or daughter
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