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You hug your dog hello when you see themYour dog is your phone backgroundAND your desktop backgroundYou have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhereOr at least in your house.You have a commissioned portrait of your dogYou let your dog watch you as you pee...and also as you poopYou let your dog kiss your faceYou even let your dog kiss your lipsYou let your dog come into the shower with youYou would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it afterSame goes with lollipopsYou've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dogYou've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag aroundYour dog has its own Instagram accountYour dog has been in the room while you have sexYour dog watches you when you get dressed in the morningYou walk around naked in front of your dogYour dog sleeps on your bed with youYour dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't careYou've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy partsYou have at least three nicknames for your dogYou like to pick out your dog's eye boogersYou let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the mealYou've fed your dog with a fork, then used said forkYou've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake offYou've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ateYour alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your faceYou like the smell of your dog's paws......and frequently sniff themYou play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while restingYou say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you.You like to rub your nose up against their wet noseYour camera roll is 95% pictures of your dogYou refer to your dog as son or daughter
