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If You Check Off 20/36 Things On This List, You're Completely Obsessed With Your Dog

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    You hug your dog hello when you see them
    Your dog is your phone background
    AND your desktop background
    You have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhere
    Or at least in your house.
    You have a commissioned portrait of your dog
    You let your dog watch you as you pee
    ...and also as you poop
    You let your dog kiss your face
    You even let your dog kiss your lips
    You let your dog come into the shower with you
    You would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it after
    Same goes with lollipops
    You've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dog
    You've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag around
    Your dog has its own Instagram account
    Your dog has been in the room while you have sex
    Your dog watches you when you get dressed in the morning
    You walk around naked in front of your dog
    Your dog sleeps on your bed with you
    Your dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't care
    You've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy parts
    You have at least three nicknames for your dog
    You like to pick out your dog's eye boogers
    You let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the meal
    You've fed your dog with a fork, then used said fork
    You've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake off
    You've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ate
    Your alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your face
    You like the smell of your dog's paws...
    ...and frequently sniff them
    You play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while resting
    You say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you.
    You like to rub your nose up against their wet nose
    Your camera roll is 95% pictures of your dog
    You refer to your dog as son or daughter

If You Check Off 20/36 Things On This List, You're Completely Obsessed With Your Dog

You're telling me you've NEVER caught your dog's poop?!! What the heck! Maybe try giving your dog some extra attention the next few days. They'll love you for it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're love your dog, there's no denying that, but you're not too obsessive. Sometimes that's a good thing! Other times your dog just wants to watch you pee. So let them! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You are obsessed with your dog. And why shouldn't you be? They are perfect in every way and love you unconditionally. A true best friend/child. Be proud of your obsession, after all you DO have an amazing dog. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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