Animals·Posted on Aug 7, 2017If You Check Off 20/36 Things On This List, You're Completely Obsessed With Your DogNothing here to be ashamed of.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink You know the drill. Check all that apply. You hug your dog hello when you see them Check You hug your dog hello when you see them Your dog is your phone background Check Your dog is your phone background AND your desktop background Check AND your desktop background You have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhere Check You have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhere Or at least in your house. Check Or at least in your house. You have a commissioned portrait of your dog Check You have a commissioned portrait of your dog You let your dog watch you as you pee Check You let your dog watch you as you pee ...and also as you poop Check ...and also as you poop You let your dog kiss your face Check You let your dog kiss your face You even let your dog kiss your lips Check You even let your dog kiss your lips You let your dog come into the shower with you Check You let your dog come into the shower with you You would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it after Check You would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it after Same goes with lollipops Check Same goes with lollipops You've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dog Check You've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dog You've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag around Check You've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag around Your dog has its own Instagram account Check Your dog has its own Instagram account Your dog has been in the room while you have sex Check Your dog has been in the room while you have sex Your dog watches you when you get dressed in the morning Check Your dog watches you when you get dressed in the morning You walk around naked in front of your dog Check You walk around naked in front of your dog Your dog sleeps on your bed with you Check Your dog sleeps on your bed with you Your dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't care Check Your dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't care You've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy parts Check You've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy parts You have at least three nicknames for your dog Check You have at least three nicknames for your dog You like to pick out your dog's eye boogers Check You like to pick out your dog's eye boogers You let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the meal Check You let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the meal You've fed your dog with a fork, then used said fork Check You've fed your dog with a fork, then used said fork You've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake off Check You've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake off You've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ate Check You've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ate Your alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your face Check Your alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your face You like the smell of your dog's paws... Check You like the smell of your dog's paws... ...and frequently sniff them Check ...and frequently sniff them You play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while resting Check You play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while resting You say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you. Check You say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you. You like to rub your nose up against their wet nose Check You like to rub your nose up against their wet nose Your camera roll is 95% pictures of your dog Check Your camera roll is 95% pictures of your dog You refer to your dog as son or daughter Check You refer to your dog as son or daughter Show me my results!
