If You Check Off 20/36 Things On This List, You're Completely Obsessed With Your Dog

You hug your dog hello when you see them

Your dog is your phone background

AND your desktop background

You have a framed picture of your dog on your desk somewhere

Or at least in your house.

You have a commissioned portrait of your dog

You let your dog watch you as you pee

...and also as you poop

You let your dog kiss your face

You even let your dog kiss your lips

You let your dog come into the shower with you

You would let your dog lick your ice cream and then you'd continue to eat it after

Same goes with lollipops

You've done a Lady And The Tramp style sharing of food with your dog

You've caught your dog's poop in your hand cause there was no bag around

Your dog has its own Instagram account

Your dog has been in the room while you have sex

Your dog watches you when you get dressed in the morning

You walk around naked in front of your dog

Your dog sleeps on your bed with you

Your dog's tongue has accidentally gone into your mouth during some play time and kisses and tbh you don't care

You've let your dog kiss you almost immediately after they licked their private doggy parts

You have at least three nicknames for your dog

You like to pick out your dog's eye boogers

You let your dog lick your plates and bowls after you're done with the meal

You've fed your dog with a fork, then used said fork

You've grabbed a dingleberry hanging off your dog's butt hole that they can't seem to shake off

You've examined their poop to see if they shat out that game piece they ate

Your alarm clock is your dog's slobber on your face

You like the smell of your dog's paws...

...and frequently sniff them

You play with your dog's tongue when it's hanging out of their mouth while resting

You say hi to your dog every time you pass them or they pass you.

You like to rub your nose up against their wet nose

Your camera roll is 95% pictures of your dog

You refer to your dog as son or daughter