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27 Names You Should Never Name Your Kid Unless You Want Them To Be A Huge DB

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Ranked in order from least douchey (but still douchey) to most douchey.

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27.

Wears plastic sunglasses with company names on them.

Wears plastic sunglasses with company names on them.

26.

Goes on spring break with his bros but they are 37.

Goes on spring break with his bros but they are 37.

25.

Wears tank tops that say "I have the right to bare arms."

Wears tank tops that say "I have the right to bare arms."

24.

YEEESSHH!

YEEESSHH!

23.

Runs out of hair gel too fast.

Runs out of hair gel too fast.

22.

Has no bed frame.

Has no bed frame.

21.

Bieber, Timberlake, etc.

Bieber, Timberlake, etc.

20.

"My dad has a three-car garage." —Hunter

"My dad has a three-car garage." —Hunter

19.

I'M SORRY BUT HE ALMOST KILLED RYAN.

I'M SORRY BUT HE ALMOST KILLED RYAN.

18.

Where did that A go though.

Where did that A go though.

17.

"My name is Dane and I love to shotgun Four Loko."

"My name is Dane and I love to shotgun Four Loko."

16.

15.

Goatee.

Goatee.

14.

Oy vey.

Oy vey.

13.

Sounds like bad news.

Sounds like bad news.

12.

Says "grandfather."

Says "grandfather."

11.

"I got a C– on this test, I'm gonna sue my teacher!!"

"I got a C– on this test, I'm gonna sue my teacher!!"

10.

Has letters as a name.

Has letters as a name.

9.

Oof.

Oof.

8.

OooooOOOf.

OooooOOOf.

7.

OOOF!!!

OOOF!!!

6.

"I CAN'T MY FIND CROAKIES." —Tucker

"I CAN'T MY FIND CROAKIES." —Tucker

5.

Yikes.

Yikes.

4.

Don't.

Don't.

3.

No.

No.

2.

Doesn't know how to do laundry.

Doesn't know how to do laundry.

1.

Case closed.

Case closed.

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