How Well Do You Know Bread?
What, do you hate bread and everything it stands for? I'm sorry to say, but you need more bread in your life!
Listen, you're no bread expert, but that's ok. No one is asking you to be. (Except for me, and I'm an idiot.) It wouldn't hurt though to learn about more breads because the way to learn is to eat them and that sounds delicious.
You are the bread winner. You know bread. You GET bread. You clearly have a good head on your shoulders because you've taken the time in life to really appreciate this beautiful, carb-y food. Bless you. Bless your bread knowledge.