1. First be sweet:
2. Then get a ‘tude:
3. And get everyone to join in:
4. I mean EVERYONE:
5. Then throw up some guns:
6. All together now!
7. Then be sweet again:
8. Make sure to sign something for them:
9. And make it meaningful:
THIS IS HER BITCH.
10. Wait! One more:
Okay, The End.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘