1. First be sweet:
2. Then get a ‘tude:
3. And get everyone to join in:
4. I mean EVERYONE:
5. Then throw up some guns:
6. All together now!
7. Then be sweet again:
8. Make sure to sign something for them:
9. And make it meaningful:
THIS IS HER BITCH.
10. Wait! One more:
Okay, The End.
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