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How To Proceed In A Post-Kristen-Stewart-Saying-She-Is-Sooo-Gay World

A brief semi-tutorial.

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So, it happened to you. You, who I'm guessing is a queer woman heavily invested in the personal life of Kristen Stewart, were sitting on your couch watching SNL when your life changed.

I mean, if you are (as I suspected from the start) a queer woman heavily invested in the personal life of Kristen Stewart, then I mean, you knew.

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So, this wasn't exactly a *surprise*.

And now, we are living in a post-Kristen-Stewart-saying-she-is-sooo-gay world. So how shall we proceed? Well. I'll tell you.

STAY CALM.

Kristen Stewart on SNL: "I'm so gay dude" Me:

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Try to remember that you're cool, everything is cool and that feeling in your stomach is actually just intense joy.

Kristen Stewart: I'm like so gay, dude! My entire tl:

But also - don't forget to remind everyone around you at all times that THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.

I imagine Patriots fans felt almost as happy as I did on Saturday night when #kristenstewart said she was "so gay" on SNL

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Additionally, we now have been blessed with quite literally the perfect gif for any occasion.

Print it out! Hang it on your wall! Do whatever!

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Also, feel free to use the words of Kristen Stewart on SNL to get you through hard times.

when i find myself in times of trouble kristen stewart comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: "i'm like so gay, dude"

And possibly to bring back custom ringtones. Those were fun.

I want Kristen Stewart saying "I'm so gay dude" on a loop as my new ringtone

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