How To Play Tennis Like Rainn Wilson And Jason Biggs

The two played an exhibition doubles match at the U.S. Open and showed the world the proper way to play tennis.

1. Do: Wear Sweatbands. They are important for catching sweat.

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2. Don’t: Wear shorts longer than mid thigh. MID THIGH IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE LENGTH.

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3. Do: Stretch. Stretching is important. Your body is your temple.

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4. Do: Show off your serve. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.


5. Don’t: Stop stretching. Always keep stretching.

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6. Do: Straddle the net.

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7. Don’t: Play it cool. No reason to play it cool during tennis. THIS IS A COMPETITION AND DON’T FORGET IT.

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8. Do: Keep wrestling with your doubles partner.

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9. Don’t: Worry about finding a towel to wipe your sweat. The ball boy is usable for that.

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10. Do: Treat the ball boy like your own towel. Like I said, that’s what he’s there for.

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11. Don’t: Be humble. SHOW THE BALL BOY WHO IS BOSS.

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12. Do: Chest bump and act victorious. There are no sore winners. ONLY SORE LOSERS.


13. The End.

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