11. But then she didn’t and we were like:
13. And then Sybil had her baby and everyone was OK and we were all…
19. AND WE JUST WANTED TO BE HELD.
20. Then Bates got out of jail and we were all like:
26. Then Mary got pregnant! And everyone was like:
27. And the baby was born and everyone was healthy and happy so we were all:
28. AND THEN MATTHEW DIED…
35. AND NOW IT’S OVER AND IT’S JUST LIKE…
- One of the nation's top legal groups is seeking a wide array of records from four federal agencies to challenge Trump's potential business conflicts.
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- The turnout at Trump's inaugural concert was much smaller compared to the crowd that showed up for Obama's 2009 celebration.
- Gingers rejoice! A redhead emoji may be coming your way soon 🙌