Bought shoesBought a bagBought food...specifically, a croissantUsed a computerThought your computer could see youWorn heelsAccidentally "fell into Dior" and bought thousands of dollars worth of stuffDyed your hair a different color than your natural hairHad a boyfriend/girlfriendBeen broken up with on a post itSmoked a doobie (that means pot)Smoked a doobie literally in front of a policemanGotten arrested after smoking that doobieThought you were being cool when you said "doobie"Lived in an apartment in New York CityHad many people wonder how you afforded your apartmentFelt that clothes were more important than foodKissed someoneHad sex with someoneCalled your significant other by their last name throughout your entire relationshipBeen to the HamptonsCheated on your significant otherMade a punMade two puns in one sentenceMade three puns in under five minutesBuilt a career on your punsBought magazines, like Vogue, instead of eating food to sustain your lifeRealized that your hair has gotten progressivly less curly over the last several years of your lifeGone to brunch with friendsGone to brunch with friends and made sexual inuendos the whole timeSmoked a cigaretteRun into your ex......that you cheated on......WITH HIS NEW BABY!!!......AND THEN YEARS LATER, IN THE MOVIE VERSION OF YOUR LIFE YOU SEE HIM IN ABU DHABI!!!Complained about your friends......but loved them anyway because they are your besties for lifeTaken bad adviceGiven bad adviceHad a cocktailSeriously and totally non-ironically said that your favorite cocktail is a CosmopolitanDrank vodkaReferred to vodka as "more nothing please"Worn a tutu in publicWorn other clothes in public that you probably shouldn't haveBeen mistakenly identified as stylish for a large portion of your life that you actually probably weren'tWritten a bookWritten TWO books!Sent an emailForgotten your email passwordSlept with somebody that you met in the therapist's officeSlept with somebody that ejaculates prematurelySlept with somebody that is RussianSlept with someone in Carrie Fisher's apartment, on Carrie Fisher's bed (and that someone isn't Carrie Fisher)Slept with somebody that was an outpatient at a mental health facilitySlept with a jealous writerSlept with someone who is marriedSlept with a guy named AidenQuestioned everythingPondered lifeHad a casual conversation about vibrators in a dinerSaid "you have to forgive me..."..."you have to forgive me..."..."you have to forgive me!..."..."YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME!"Compared safe men to argyle socksMade a scene in a restaurantMade a scene at a nightclubCaused two grown men to mud wrestle over youChanged the subject to be about you every time your friend called on the phone complaining about their lifeKept your bra on while having sexWorn granny pantiesHad a bigger closet than most apartmentsNever repeated an outfit in your lifeBeen totally unsure about love, life, and soulmatesMarried yourselfSent out invitations to your self-wedding to get shoesProved a point with your self-weddingSHOVED YOUR SELF-WEDDING INTO YOUR EX-FRIEND'S FACE AND SHOWED THAT BITCHLaughed at your friend who just pooped her pants......and made a pun while laughing......all mere days after getting left at the altar.Worn your hair in a bunWorn your hair in a ponytailWorn your hair in a braidWorn your hair every which wayManaged to look good in clothes that from the outside appear you found them in the dumpsterSworn on ChanelMoved to ParisHated ParisWere rescued from Paris by a guy you've been seeing off/on for 10 yearsOwned more shoes than days in the yearSpent your whole paycheck on a Prada bagWorn a hatWorn an ugly hatLost your boyfriend's dog while you went to meet up with a guy you cheated on him withWorn a tube topTaken the subway in your pajamasGotten super high off that one hit from the doobie you smoked that we were talking about earlier
How Carrie Bradshaw Are You?
Ehhh, you're more of a Miranda!
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