How Carrie Bradshaw Are You?

You know you are TOTALLY a Carrie. Right????

    1. 1 Bought shoes
    2. 2 Bought a bag
    3. 3 Bought food
    4. 4 …specifically, a croissant
    5. 5 Used a computer
    6. 6 Thought your computer could see you
    7. 7 Worn heels
    8. 8 Accidentally “fell into Dior” and bought thousands of dollars worth of stuff
    9. 9 Dyed your hair a different color than your natural hair
    10. 10 Had a boyfriend/girlfriend
    11. 11 Been broken up with on a post it
    12. 12 Smoked a doobie (that means pot)
    13. 13 Smoked a doobie literally in front of a policeman
    14. 14 Gotten arrested after smoking that doobie
    15. 15 Thought you were being cool when you said “doobie”
    16. 16 Lived in an apartment in New York City
    17. 17 Had many people wonder how you afforded your apartment
    18. 18 Felt that clothes were more important than food
    19. 19 Kissed someone
    20. 20 Had sex with someone
    21. 21 Called your significant other by their last name throughout your entire relationship
    22. 22 Been to the Hamptons
    23. 23 Cheated on your significant other
    24. 24 Made a pun
    25. 25 Made two puns in one sentence
    26. 26 Made three puns in under five minutes
    27. 27 Built a career on your puns
    28. 28 Bought magazines, like Vogue, instead of eating food to sustain your life
    29. 29 Realized that your hair has gotten progressivly less curly over the last several years of your life
    30. 30 Gone to brunch with friends
    31. 31 Gone to brunch with friends and made sexual inuendos the whole time
    32. 32 Smoked a cigarette
    33. 33 Run into your ex…
    34. 34 …that you cheated on…
    35. 35 …WITH HIS NEW BABY!!!…
    36. 36 …AND THEN YEARS LATER, IN THE MOVIE VERSION OF YOUR LIFE YOU SEE HIM IN ABU DHABI!!!
    37. 37 Complained about your friends…
    38. 38 …but loved them anyway because they are your besties for life
    39. 39 Taken bad advice
    40. 40 Given bad advice
    41. 41 Had a cocktail
    42. 42 Seriously and totally non-ironically said that your favorite cocktail is a Cosmopolitan
    43. 43 Drank vodka
    44. 44 Referred to vodka as “more nothing please”
    45. 45 Worn a tutu in public
    46. 46 Worn other clothes in public that you probably shouldn’t have
    47. 47 Been mistakenly identified as stylish for a large portion of your life that you actually probably weren’t
    48. 48 Written a book
    49. 49 Written TWO books!
    50. 50 Sent an email
    51. 51 Forgotten your email password
    52. 52 Slept with somebody that you met in the therapist’s office
    53. 53 Slept with somebody that ejaculates prematurely
    54. 54 Slept with somebody that is Russian
    55. 55 Slept with someone in Carrie Fisher’s apartment, on Carrie Fisher’s bed (and that someone isn’t Carrie Fisher)
    56. 56 Slept with somebody that was an outpatient at a mental health facility
    57. 57 Slept with a jealous writer
    58. 58 Slept with someone who is married
    59. 59 Slept with a guy named Aiden
    60. 60 Questioned everything
    61. 61 Pondered life
    62. 62 Had a casual conversation about vibrators in a diner
    63. 63 Said “you have to forgive me…”
    64. 64 …”you have to forgive me…”
    65. 65 …”you have to forgive me!…”
    66. 66 …”YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME!”
    67. 67 Compared safe men to argyle socks
    68. 68 Made a scene in a restaurant
    69. 69 Made a scene at a nightclub
    70. 70 Caused two grown men to mud wrestle over you
    71. 71 Changed the subject to be about you every time your friend called on the phone complaining about their life
    72. 72 Kept your bra on while having sex
    73. 73 Worn granny panties
    74. 74 Had a bigger closet than most apartments
    75. 75 Never repeated an outfit in your life
    76. 76 Been totally unsure about love, life, and soulmates
    77. 77 Married yourself
    78. 78 Sent out invitations to your self-wedding to get shoes
    79. 79 Proved a point with your self-wedding
    80. 80 SHOVED YOUR SELF-WEDDING INTO YOUR EX-FRIEND’S FACE AND SHOWED THAT BITCH
    81. 81 Laughed at your friend who just pooped her pants…
    82. 82 …and made a pun while laughing…
    83. 83 …all mere days after getting left at the altar.
    84. 84 Worn your hair in a bun
    85. 85 Worn your hair in a ponytail
    86. 86 Worn your hair in a braid
    87. 87 Worn your hair every which way
    88. 88 Managed to look good in clothes that from the outside appear you found them in the dumpster
    89. 89 Sworn on Chanel
    90. 90 Moved to Paris
    91. 91 Hated Paris
    92. 92 Were rescued from Paris by a guy you’ve been seeing off/on for 10 years
    93. 93 Owned more shoes than days in the year
    94. 94 Spent your whole paycheck on a Prada bag
    95. 95 Worn a hat
    96. 96 Worn an ugly hat
    97. 97 Lost your boyfriend’s dog while you went to meet up with a guy you cheated on him with
    98. 98 Worn a tube top
    99. 99 Taken the subway in your pajamas
    100. 100 Gotten super high off that one hit from the doobie you smoked that we were talking about earlier

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