Help! This Pic Of Zac Efron With A Mustache On A Mountain Is Making Me Sexually Confused

    YOWZA.

    Hi! I'm Lauren, and I'm V gay!!! But I was scrolling through Instagram and I saw this pic of Zac Efron and now I'm questioning my sexuality!!!

    Here's the pic that is worrying me:

    As you can see...it is SOMETHING.

    Let's break it down.

    Full and pleasant mustache: CHECK.

    Strong jawline with stubble: CHECK.

    Floppy little pieces of light colored hair: CHECK.

    Two baby blues gazing into the distance: CHECK.

    Two very nicely shaped nostrils: CHECK.

    Pecs for days: CHECK.

    Shoulder muscles: CHECK.

    More muscles everywhere: CHECK.

    Cute little bandana: CHECK.

    Scenic view: CHECK.

    As you can see, this pic has everything!!! But I'm JK, I'm still gay. Just here to share the power of Zac! May your 2018 be as beautiful as his face!