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Heather And Terry Dubrow Play The Not-So-Newlywed Game

And they told us how they would take down the Beadors if they could.

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Heather and Terry Dubrow are more than just a reality TV show couple. Terry, a successful surgeon who can be seen on his hit E! show Botched and Heather, an actress and Real Housewives of Orange Country fan favorite, stopped by the BuzzFeed NYC offices to play a little game we like to call... the Not-So-Newlywed game. Here's what happened.


Terry Dubrow: That's a little easy. You guys know what it is. Of course you do.

Heather Dubrow: But look, he doesn't eat them anymore!

Terry: I do occasionally.

Did you give them up?

Terry: No, I just wanna get in shape. I saw myself on TV and I went, Oh really?

Heather: I said, "You're supposed to get in shape before the season starts. Not after."

Terry: I did Botched and I went, [sighs] OK. I gotta get in shape.

Terry: Oh, yeah.

Heather: Oh, yeah, and that. But that's not a pet peeve. it stinks. But it's not a pet peeve.


Terry: Oh, there are so many.

Heather: Honey, we are in Manhattan. It was just yesterday!

Heather: What did you write, some overpriced something? Ding ding ding! That's a match!

Terry: I didn't really pay attention to what it was.

Terry: Toe Pick!

Heather: Those are two different movies, you know that?

Terry: Oh really? Ice Castles isn't Toe Pick?

Heather: No, Ice Castles is the Lynn-Holly Johnson movie where she goes blind and "toe pick" is The Cutting Edge. But I just like ice skating movies.

Terry: They are both unwatchable.

Heather: We always go, "Toe pick!"


Heather: No one can know anything, because Dr. Terry Dubrow is burdened by the facts.

Terry: I always lose things and then furiously look for them, and finally when I find my credit card or whatever I say, "Am I a hero or what?!"

Heather: But it's like a two-minute thing and he's like, "I lost it, I really, really lost it." And then he's the hero.

Heather: Hashtag loubies!

Terry: Hashtag kill me.

Heather: There's a group of women in our town who think their Instagram accounts are their personal television channel. I don't follow them, but every once in a while my friends will show me. And it's like a joke because they write so many hashstags. And it's hashtag bestfriends, hashtag loubies, hashtag birkin, hashtag this, hashtag that.

Terry: They get their nails done, and it's like, "How do you like my nails?" And they are in front of their steering wheel, which is Rolls Royce.

Heather: Hashtag look at the day, hashtag rolls.

Terry: Hashtag new nail polish polish!

Heather: Do you know the designer Kelly Wearstler? She made this gold cuff that I bought from her, and it has a hashtag on it. So whenever I wear it I say "loubies!"


b>Heather: Is that not Peter Gabriel?

Terry: By the way, we just talked about this about 48 hours ago. I said it's the song for Guitar Hero.

Heather: Who sings that?

Terry: Deep Purple.

Heather: But you don't listen to that song!

Terry: But it's my favorite song.

Heather: But you listen to Peter Gabriel.

Terry: I listen to Peter Gabriel on Pandora.

Heather: When we listen to Pandora the kids always say, "Can we listen to music from this century?"

Terry: He's the best cartoon character ever! He's saracastic, he's incredibly funny. He's the best cartoon character ever! Foghorn Leghorn!

Heather: Oh that guy you look like? Who is that guy that people say you look like?

Terry: Oh that guy from Family Guy, Quagmire.


Terry: Oh, we just had a big argument.

Heather: I know!

Terry: Wait, wait, wait. I know. Huge. See I forget this so fast.

Heather: That's the problem.

Terry: Ah! Right, right, right. Yeah.

Heather: This is why I bought the expensive purse thing. Look at how he tries to excuse it!

Terry: Hashtag having dinner with the network president!!!

Heather: Hashtag douchebag!

Terry: By the way, that's my favorite word: douchebag.

Heather: We love that word. It's enough of an insult without being nasty.

Terry: This is going to be TMI by the way. Hashtag commando!


Heather: By the way, people think I've had everything done because I'm married to a plastic surgeon. But if you think I look good, then fine, think I had everything done and that he did it all! I'm really 80.

Terry: Her back is pretty killer.

Heather: Oh you are going to add back? But you are crossing off face! That's OK, you've been good you'll get lucky later.

b>Terry: Lunch with a lot of champs and drinking and shopping. By the way I was going to write Vegas.

Heather: But you know what I didn't put in there, because it's TMI.

Terry: Oh yeah, and a lot of sex. That is TMI because we are a married couple.

Heather: No one wants to hear about married couples.


Terry: I don't want to operate on celebrities.

Heather: Yeah, tough gig.

Terry: Janice Dickinson.

Heather: Scar Jo.


Terry: Same one.

Heather: It felt like Tamra and Vicky were picking on me over and over for no reason. And I had all these make-up lunches and I finally had a make-up lunch with Shannon and things were OK, and then I got Tamra a gig on Good Day LA. And then I thought I'd bring this good news and we'd all celebrate and have fun and it blew up.

Heather: I like Lisa! But do I have to change?

Terry: If you had to.

Heather: Then Lisa. Or Kyle. I think I'd fit in more with Kyle's family because she has little kids and whatnot.


Heather: She's pretty! Oh you want to be married to Lisa.

Terry: They have a cool life. Their life is very similar to ours in a way.

Heather: I like their whole thing. But I have young kids, they just seem retired.

Terry: They have fun!

Heather: He would rather the kids be grown-up.

Terry: I can't wait. "Oh it's you again, you still live here?"

Heather: That's what he says to Coco, and she's only 3!

Terry: Because it's kind of a relatively easy, fun, cool operation. You get to sit there for hours doing your thing, with music on. And they go from looking like *this* to looking amazing. I love it, it's very cool. It just turns back the clock.

Heather: Don't you say that when you are starting out you do a lot of breasts because it's easy —

Terry: Yeah, this is much more complicated, and much mroe sophisticated, elegant and fun.

Heather: Because as doctors get more seasoned the real artists will do a lot of neck up.

Terry: And this is transformative. Breasts are nice, and tummy tucks and stuff like that. But the face lift is elegant if you do it right.

Heather: Do you see how he gets me in trouble?!

The season finale of Botched airs this Sunday on E! and The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Mondays at 9/8c on Bravo.