If you're always having trouble finding your remote, why not try...
1. A plank of wood:
2. A wooden spoon:
3. A tennis racket:
4. The bottom of some grody shoe:
5. Another remote:
6. A bottle of Tums:
7. A tiny green sponge:
8. A hockey stick:
9. A particularly old potato:
10. Pads:
11. A toy whale:
12. Another, slightly nicer (no offense) wooden spoon:
13. A lit'ral hammer:
14. Boondock Saints on DVD and/or Blu-ray:
15. A giant container of orange liquid:
16. A powerful medallion:
17. A red Solo cup:
18. A piece of siding:
19. A sauté pan:
20. A big ol' brick:
21. The worst wooden spoon yet:
22. And, if all else fails, your arm:
