This Trader Joe's Shopping Quiz Will Reveal When And Where You'll Meet Your Soulmate

FIRST STOP:  GOTTA GET SOME COOKIE BUTTER. CHOOSE ONE. 

NOW YOU HEAD TO THE REFRIGERATED STUFF. WHADYA GET?

NEXT, HEAD TO THE AREA DU FROMAGE. PICK ONE.

NOW CHOOSE A CRACKER TO GO WITH YOUR FROMAGE

NEXT YOU HEAD DOWN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE. WHAT DO YOU GET?

THEN YOU LOOK UP AND SEE A BUNCH OF TUB'D ITEMS. WHAT DO YOU PICK?

OK, NOW CHOOSE A BEVERAGE

AND, OF COURSE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE

FINALLY, TIME TO CHECK OUT BUT THE LINE IS REALLY LONG, SO YOU END UP BUYING A RANDOM CANDY NEAR THE REGISTER. CHOOSE ONE.

WAIT, SHIT. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU RUN BACK FOR?