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Updated on Apr 21, 2020. Posted on Apr 24, 2017

This Trader Joe's Shopping Quiz Will Reveal When And Where You'll Meet Your Soulmate

These 10 items will predict your future.

Hey! Good day! Welcome to Trader Joe's. It's time to go shopping.

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  1. FIRST STOP:  GOTTA GET SOME COOKIE BUTTER. CHOOSE ONE. 

  2. NOW YOU HEAD TO THE REFRIGERATED STUFF. WHADYA GET?

  3. NEXT, HEAD TO THE AREA DU FROMAGE. PICK ONE.

  4. NOW CHOOSE A CRACKER TO GO WITH YOUR FROMAGE

  5. NEXT YOU HEAD DOWN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE. WHAT DO YOU GET?

  6. THEN YOU LOOK UP AND SEE A BUNCH OF TUB'D ITEMS. WHAT DO YOU PICK?

  7. OK, NOW CHOOSE A BEVERAGE

  8. AND, OF COURSE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE

  9. FINALLY, TIME TO CHECK OUT BUT THE LINE IS REALLY LONG, SO YOU END UP BUYING A RANDOM CANDY NEAR THE REGISTER. CHOOSE ONE.

  10. WAIT, SHIT. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU RUN BACK FOR?

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