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This Trader Joe's Shopping Quiz Will Reveal When And Where You'll Meet Your Soulmate

These 10 items will predict your future.

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Lauren Yapalater
Lauren Yapalater
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Hey! Good day! Welcome to Trader Joe's. It's time to go shopping.

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  1. FIRST STOP:  GOTTA GET SOME COOKIE BUTTER. CHOOSE ONE. 
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    Cookies & Creme
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    Cookies & Creme
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    Cocoa Swirl
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    Cocoa Swirl
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    Smooth Speculous
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    Smooth Speculous
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    Crunchy Speculous
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    Crunchy Speculous
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  2. NOW YOU HEAD TO THE REFRIGERATED STUFF. WHADYA GET?
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    The Pizza dough
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    The Pizza dough
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    Shaved Brussel sprouts
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    Shaved Brussel sprouts
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    Lemon Chicken and Arugula Salad
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    Lemon Chicken and Arugula Salad
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    Cut Butternut Squash
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    Cut Butternut Squash
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  3. NEXT, HEAD TO THE AREA DU FROMAGE. PICK ONE.
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    Manchengo Cheese
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    Manchengo Cheese
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    Pesto Gouda
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    Pesto Gouda
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    Goat Milk Brie
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    Goat Milk Brie
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    Blueberry Vanilla Chevre
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    Blueberry Vanilla Chevre
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  4. NOW CHOOSE A CRACKER TO GO WITH YOUR FROMAGE
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    Multigrain Crackers
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    Multigrain Crackers
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    Pita Bite Crackers
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    Pita Bite Crackers
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    Rosemary Italian Style Crackers
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    Rosemary Italian Style Crackers
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    Fig And Olive Crisps
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    Fig And Olive Crisps
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  5. NEXT YOU HEAD DOWN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE. WHAT DO YOU GET?
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    Mandarin Orange Chicken
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    Mandarin Orange Chicken
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    Chicken Tikka Masala
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    Chicken Tikka Masala
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    Spinach & Artichoke Dip
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    Spinach & Artichoke Dip
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    Fusilli with Vegetable & Basil Pesto
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    Fusilli with Vegetable & Basil Pesto
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  6. THEN YOU LOOK UP AND SEE A BUNCH OF TUB'D ITEMS. WHAT DO YOU PICK?<br>
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    Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
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    Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
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    Triple Ginger Snaps
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    Triple Ginger Snaps
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    Chocolate Chip Cookies
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    Chocolate Chip Cookies
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    Chocolatey Cats Cookies
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    Chocolatey Cats Cookies
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  7. OK, NOW CHOOSE A BEVERAGE
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    Green Juice
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    Green Juice
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    Cold Brew Coffee
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    Cold Brew Coffee
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    Coconut water
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    Coconut water
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    Ginger Zinger
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    Ginger Zinger
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  8. AND, OF COURSE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
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    Three buck chuck
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    Three buck chuck
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    Trader Jose beers
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    Trader Jose beers
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    A Coastal wine
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    A Coastal wine
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    TJ's Cab Sav
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    TJ's Cab Sav
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  9. FINALLY, TIME TO CHECK OUT BUT THE LINE IS REALLY LONG, SO YOU END UP BUYING A RANDOM CANDY NEAR THE REGISTER. CHOOSE ONE.
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    Sea Salt butterscotch caramels
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    Sea Salt butterscotch caramels
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    Scandanavian swimmers
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    Scandanavian swimmers
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    A chocolate bar
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    A chocolate bar
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    Tahitian vanilla caramels
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    Tahitian vanilla caramels
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  10. WAIT, SHIT. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU RUN BACK FOR?
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    Coconut Oil
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    Coconut Oil
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    Pop Up Sponges
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    Pop Up Sponges
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    Himalayan Pink Salt
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    Himalayan Pink Salt
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    Soft Pretzel Stick
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    Soft Pretzel Stick
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