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For Every Person Who Appreciates The Gift That Is Jeff Probst

The tribe has spoken and they said that Jeff Probst is super hot and perfect.

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For all you JP lovers out there. This is for you.

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It's also for Jeff. A Man of strength and beauty.

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A man of many pairs of cargo shorts and work shirts.

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A rugged man.

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And a tan man.

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Just sit back and enjoy this photo of him with his pants at his ankles and the tasmanian devil on his little person:

Then rejoice at this sight. A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. A SIGHT THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.

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And while things are getting intense, there's this. YOU ARE ALIVE!

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He has lit your flame.

Now remember how you feel when you see him out in the elements. Getting wet.

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The rain pouring down upon his body.

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His hat and arms soaked and his shirt sticks to his chest.

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Watch him has he authoritatively walks and explains challenges.

And swiftly reveals people that have been voted out of the tribe:

Observe him in thought. He is thinking. You are thinking. We are all thinking about his cargo shorts again.

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And now he is thinking about that time we all thought about his cargo shorts.

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Look at him in this stupid hat. It's so stupid and yet it doesn't even matter because the man under that hat is perfection.

And this necklace. What a silly necklace.

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Or this silly necklace.

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Or THIS silly necklace. He has so many necklaces and it's all OK because when you look at the necklace you can also see his chest hair.

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Sometimes he takes off the jewelry and puts on doctor's outfits. Then he looks like a total hot doc.

*AWOOGA*

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If Brendan Fraser weren't in this picture it would be a perfect image.

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Before we wrap this up, take a gander at this picture of Jeff in tiny shorts with an old lady.

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And one last look at his beautifully crossed arms.

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And a final look at his dimples that you can see even when he's on a speeding boat.

Yes he's real. This is real.

Jeff Probst #BLESSED

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