1. There was a time when life was normal.
2. Some days were good, some days were bad.
3. You ate cereal for breakfast and went to bed at 10 PM. It wasn’t a bad life, it was just fine.
4. UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT CHANGED IT ALL….
6. This happened.
7. And the life you had was over because THIS WAS OUR REALITY NOW.
8. It was a major life event.
9. One day you are driving a toyota to work and the next day you are living in the lap of luxury yachting around the Greek Islands.
10. This man had become a godly form.
11. A spectacular flawless specimen.
12. And we were all #blessed with this transformation.
13. Was it fair that your life should be scrambled and rearranged like it had been??
14. Who cares about fairness when this is the result?
18. And our sweat glands opened up and the handkerchief that was once dry was saturated.
20. Things were clearer now.
24. And since the ~thing~ happened, nothing can bring you down.
25. Now go forth, and life your beautiful life as we share the world with this man.
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- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it's the definition of friendship goals 😎