Hey you know how Chris Evans is like, hot, nice, smart, and hates Donald Trump? He's what straight girls might call "the perfect guy." And just when you thought perfect was as good as it gets, it turns out that he also loves dogs. And now I'm like, HmmMMMMM, should I date guys?
Anyway, I'm here to show you that there is absolutely nothing —NOTHING I SAY!!! — more adorable than how much Chris loves his dog. It is the mostest cutest bestest wonderfulest love in the world.
I could begin and end the reasons why with just this one moment, when Chris says he has a really great dog. Case closed! But I'll go on because I like to show, not tell.
Ok, obviously you know Chris if you're reading this, but let me formally introduce Chris formally introducing Dodger.
Chris adopted Dodger a couple of years ago and rumor has it their union ended the drought in LA and saved the whales. I can FeEl the love oozing out of this tweet.
Look how Chris is a proud dad and enjoys just watching his bb boy stare at things and do nothing.
Look how Chris and Dodger share kisses on Valentine's day. That is tru luv.
Look at how Dodger gently touches Chris' arm, and Chris knows exactly what he wants, cause he's an intuitive doggy dad.
I mean, this is just forkin' delightful. Chris is using his big muscles to do pushups, and Dodger is spotting him.
Dodger is a bad spotter though cause he keeps trying to hug and kiss Chris. Oh well!
Shit gets almost overwhelmingly cute when Chris had to go film some movie cause he's a movie star, and he posted that he was missing Dodger.
And Chris had to clarify that Dodger was fine, they were just going to be separated for a while, which was sad. Seth Rogen was traumatized.
Chris then proceeded to count down until they were going to be reunited. He shared this pic of them napping together, which like, wow, cute af.
Obviously he went back into his camera roll and found these cute pics of them playing and posted them to ease the pain.
And then he also shared this vid of Dodger just bein' Dodger. Just think, there are probably 785 videos of Dodger on Chris' phone. At least!!!
But the video Chris shared when they reunited was the purest example of unconditional love.
CONGRATS YOU'RE DED!
In pre-conclusion: this is Chris loving Dodger's singing voice.
And I'm pretty sure tackling is a dog's love language. So, yeah. They are perfect for each other.