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Every Single Thing You Need To Know About Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris's Vacation Together

Judging by these photos, and these photos alone.

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But it wasn't just a Facebook album that she uploaded. Taylor and Calvin also went on Instagram and Snapchat sprees to show everyone what they were doing. Here's everything we know:

7:59 p.m. ET: Taylor uploads the first of what will be many pieces of evidence that she is definitely on vacation with Calvin Harris. It is a video of her jumping on a water trampoline.

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8 p.m. ET: Taylor uploads her second photo in one minute. This time she and Calvin are kissing!!! YES, KISSING. Also, her foot is popped, and if you've ever seen The Princess Diaries, you'd know this is a huge deal and means serious business.

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As for who took this photo, it's either a) a person whose job it is to take their photos, b) self-timer, or c) a ghost.

8:02 p.m. ET: Taylor completes an Instagram trifecta. Three photos in quick succession. This one reminds everyone that Calvin Harris' real name isn't Calvin Harris. It's Adam Wiles. It also proves that Taylor's feet make perfect footprints in the sand.

8:05 p.m. ET: Calvin Harris starts his photo-sharing spree. I imagine he and Taylor are sitting on their canopy bed, staring at their phone, and then she gives him the greenlight to start posting. "OK, I'm done, you can go."

8:14 p.m. ET: Calvin shares another picture. This is his fourth in 10 minutes. Again we have three options as to who took this photo: a) a person whose job it is to take their photo, b) self-timer, c) a ghost.

8:19 p.m. ET: Calvin finds and enters a wormhole, affecting the space-time continuum. Taylor has on a different bathing suit than the one she was wearing in only one Instagram minute before.

Then, of course, there's Calvin's Snapchat Story, which is basically a very short Taylor Swift music video without any Taylor Swift music.

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