Hello and welcome. I've brought you here today to talk about #PissedMyOwnPantsGate. What's #PissedMyOwnPantsGate? Glad you asked! Let me tell you.
Yesterday, Kelly Osbourne tweeted about how Starbucks wouldn't let her use their bathroom, and because apparently she doesn't know how to hold in her pee, she PISSED HERSELF.
Yes. She pee-peed in her pants and used this hashtag.
The pee apparently also got on her shoes.
Basically Kelly was real mad because clearly Starbucks forced her to pee her pants!!! But there's more to the story.
Some people were quick to say that Kelly can't just use the Starbucks bathroom, that actually she has to BUY something.
That is kinda not true. I use Starbucks bathrooms all the time and never buy anything. I'm scum! But guess what, so is the rest of America 'cause the lines are always way too long filled w/ the public shitters of the world! SO, while not buying anything isn't a valid reason to deny restroom...perhaps not having a bathroom is?!?
THAT'S RIGHT. Another person responded to the tweet and came in hot claiming that that Starbucks location doesn't even HAVE a bathroom.
As you can see, the Starbucks is on 27th and 6th. It's a very petite Starbucks, but I wasn't just gonna take that guy's tweet for it. So I called the location myself.
The first phone call was a huge flop. I was hung up on as soon as I asked if there was a bathroom there. They were onto me!!!
I changed my tactic a bit for the second phone call, by putting on a bad Australian accent. They didn't hang up (at least not right away)! I quickly asked them if there was a bathroom at their location, to which the woman on the phone with me said...THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!!!!
That's right, Starbucks on 27th and 6th has NO PUBLIC BATHROOM. So the bathroom that Kelly claims she was refused entry to, does not exist!!!
I followed up by asking if the ~incident~ was true, did Kelly really pee her pants? And THEN I was hung up on again, so unfortunately that is still unconfirmed. Oh well. At least I got to practice my Australian accent!
In conclusion: Kelly Osbourne peed her pants and the Starbucks on 27th and 6th doesn't have a bathroom. Bye!