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Posted on Sep 17, 2015

Every Piece Of Evidence That Proves Anna Faris And Chris Pratt Have The Cutest Family In Existence

Opening statement: Just trust me.

It's no surprise that Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are cute. But like, did you know that their family actually is the MOST CUTE OUT OF ALL THE FAMILIES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?

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Let's look at the evidence, shall we?

There's the fact that Anna made up a brand-new word and turned what would have been just your average family photo into so much more.

The "felfie" was born, and it was adorable.

You can tell by our faces that I've been trying to take this felfie for a while #hatwearinfamily

It's also pretty damn cute that Anna tags Chris in all of her tweets about the family.

Strong husband, small guitar, and pirate child. @prattprattpratt

And the two of them go back and forth, even if they might be sitting on the couch right next to each other.

Those are swim shorts. Put him in the pool and that's perfectly acceptable behavior. I'm proud of both of you. https://t.co/XU5uBaRDKh

There's this anniversary message, in which Anna opened her heart up in front of millions of internet people:

I would like to bore all my sweet followers with a happy anniversary message to my love @prattprattpratt here goes: happy anniversary baby!

Basically any outing they take together is perfect. Like the 120th time at the train museum...

Train museum! For the 120th time!!!

...or just couple time at a bar, where they are totally laid-back and normal, yet seem wonderful and amazing.

Look at my moves!! That's my subtly at work! Liquid courage (classy form) and half-open eyes! @prattprattpratt

There's this interaction:

My son just threw his fork across the room-and when Chris made him apologize Jack said"I can't!I can't see!I'm so sick!" An actor prepares!

And what seems like the best way to spend a Saturday night:

There's also the fact that they are just like any other family out there.

You know how when you're talking to a friend, catching up, and your child is playing quietly in the other room? Huh.

And that their walls suffer just as much as the next parents'.

Love saving $ on things like house painters-Jack has it taken care of-should I be worried about US child labor laws?

As do their cabinets.

You know how when your child goes into your bathroom and gets quiet? And things seem okay? Then your eyeliner is gone

And carpets.

"I don't think so mommy!" Is what my child said after "Can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?"

And photo streams.

Remember when you wanted mid-century furniture? And you splurged? Then you had a kid? And he gets your phone's code?

I have 123 photos of my table. Oh my god I am so boring-I'm sorry

Also it's obvious that we have a future Pratt who will surely take over the world.

The numbers aren't in yet-but we're expecting jack's IQ to be 140+ considering the space boat he built

Or at the very least, future "Praptors."

@prattprattpratt- honey, what if I'm the littlest jealous of Blue? I mean, she's hot, smart, and you clearly adore her-thoughts?

She's a little cold blooded for my taste. #rimshot But seriously. Nothing happened. https://t.co/TRoaJYIiaD

Okay babe- but if you did I hope you used protection. We don't need any praptors running around. https://t.co/ANAq4bqj1y

As my closing statement to prove to the jury that Anna Faris and Chris Pratt's family is indeed the cutest to exist, there is this:

My sweet brave men need to rest sometimes and also wear eyepatches for two hours everyday @prattprattpratt

I rest my case.