If you're not keeping up with the offscreen drama surrounding Don't Worry Darling, then BUCKLE UP. Because it's juicy, confusing, ridiculous, and A LOT, and truly makes my brain feel like scrambled eggs.
Basically:
SO FLORENCE PUGH DIDN'T LIKE OLIVIA WILDE HOOKING UP WITH HARRY STYLES BECAUSE SHE'S FRIENDS WITH OLIVIA'S HUSBAND JASON SUDEIKIS SO FLORENCE WOULDN'T PROMOTE THE MOVIE. THEN SHIA LEBEOUF LEAKED A VIDEO OF OLIVIA CALLING FLORENCE "MISS FLO" & NOW HARRY SPIT ON CHRIS PINE, BUT...
Yeah, I don't even know. What I am gathering from everything I've seen is that Florence Pugh and Olivia Wilde hate each other (maybe)...
florence waiting for olivia to leave the carpet before making her appearance
...people think Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (investigations into this matter are currently happening)...
#HarryStyles appears to spit on Chris Pine i won't sleep until i know the truth
...and Harry and Olivia have supposedly broken up.
SOMEONE FROM OLIVIA'S TEAM ASKED HARRY TO TAKE PICTURES WITH HER/STAN NEXT TO HER AND HE SAID NO
There is no proof of any of this, but for the sake of the drama and good old-fashioned fun, let's pretend it's all real.
Okay, now that we all agree that all of this stuff is 100% true and definitely not made up at all, let's enjoy all the best tweets about the mess:
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the don’t worry darling drama is getting more and more absurd like what do you mean harry styles [spins wheel] spit on [spins wheel] chris pine
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we’re having fun!
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me realizing that i will, in fact, watch a forty minute video investigating whether or not harry styles spat on chris pine at the don't worry darling screening in the near future
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harry and flo every time o got within 20 feet of them on that red carpet
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chris after having to sit in between olivia and harry for the entire movie
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DON’T WORRY DARLING cast and crew reunion hosted by andy cohen
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During the 35 minute standing ovation for Don’t Worry Darling at the Venice Film Festival, Florence Pugh reportedly crab walked up the wall and across the ceiling, avoiding any/all eye contact with Olivia Wilde
8.
let her interview the don’t worry darling cast
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Not now sweetie mommy’s trying to see if Harry Styles really spat on Chris Pine
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My dad separating me and my sister so we’ll stop fighting and behave.
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harry styles when he sees chris pine
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What is @POTUS doing to protect our Americans abroad (Chris Pine) from foreign threats (Harry Styles) ??????
13.
Me watching Harry spit on Chris
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chris pine at the don't worry darling premiere
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Me to Google every time I see a new post about cryptic glances & snubs between the Don't Worry Darling cast
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Last time I followed a news event in real time this closely was Jan 6th https://t.co/AbJmsLxGrq
17.
Who will give me minimum 10,000 words on the making of DON'T WORRY DARLING. I need the podcast version, the book, the movie, the miniseries. I need the fictionalized novel version. I need the Taylor Swift album
18.
Decades from now,someone from the cast of Don’t Worry Darling is going to do a top to bottom full throttle no tea left unspilt tell-all with Vulture and our old asses are going to be in the assisted living homes getting our whole entire geriatric lives between games of backgammon
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florence pugh and olivia wilde at the red carpet for don't worry darling
20.
chris pine putting on his sunglasses as the lights cut… oh that man is taking a nap
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Olivia Wilde: Florence Pugh is a force. When you watch this film, you're gonna say "That's Florence Pugh" Harry Styles: I'm not an actor, I am an actor, you know? Chris Pine: *Astral projecting to the Swiss Alps*
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Imagine being Chris Pine, a PROFESSIONAL actor. Flip phone is charged. Feminist theory books on deck for your down time between junkets. You show up to your cast HATING each other and you get stuck on a junket with a man who has seemingly just figured out what acting is? Wow.
23.
give chris pine and gemma chan a raise! right! now! they are being human blockades
24.
Watching the tl try and break down the Harry Styles Chris Pine spitting allegations like its the assassination of JFK
25. In conclusion:
P.S. I have updated this post here to include the best tweet out of the best of them:
BREAKING NEWS HARRY STYLES THROWS GOAT ON CHRIS PINE AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!!!!