The beauty of our beautiful planet seems to be only outweighed by the sheer number of mysteries it holds. The Bermuda triangle. Stonehenge. El Chupacabra.
Of course, none of these mysteries compare to what many are calling "the greatest mystery of our time," "the mystery to end all mysteries," and "an incredibly dumb question." That question, you ask?
How would dogs wear pants if they wore pants?
Would dogs wear their pants like this?
Or like this?
Thank you, and may God have mercy on our souls.